(VERSE1)
there's blood in the water, and it's stirrin' up them sharks
I got her A&W but she said, "I wanted BARQS!!!"
She find me eatin' burgers I'm like "Hey, you want a bite, hun?"
And she like "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY YOU COULDN'T GET ME SOME?!"
And we try and share spaghetti, do like Lady and the Tramp
But I ain't even in the picture, cuz it's Lady and her Cramp
No there ain't no silver. There ain't no lining.
Floodin' out like the elevator scene in the shining.
No party at my place, cuz my lady says, "NO BROS'IN"
And when she mad she look like Jack Nicholson when he frozen
She be poundin' on it, bouncin' on it, showin' me her teeth
Man, they look like them pointy things you find at Myrtle Beach
When I'm laughin' and I'm jokin' she be sayin, "ACT YOUR AGE!"
It's like I fell into the ocean in a rinky dink cage
When I mix the Trifectum, wine, beer, and jager bomb
She be goin' crazy bitchin' 'bout that endomitrium.

(CHORUS)
she keep 'em stashed down in her pocket, my cock she gonna block it
she shockin' when she talkin' cuz she talkin' so toxic
if it wasn't for that cycle, women wouldn't hate their men
wouldn't bust their balls and swim away shakin' their dorsal fins
yeah she bent over, but that's a cramp stance
hang a sign up on that pussy sayin' "Closed for Maintenance"
what's that supposed to be, a ketchup stain on your coat?
You should have bought super+ or maybe just a bigger boat.

(VERSE 2)
she be curled up in bed, adhesive pad start heatin'
then I think, "That's what you get, you got us thrown up outta Eden."
I'm a man, understand? I need to bust a nut loose.
I'm like "That booty ain't bleedin'." And she's like "FUCK YOU!"
I thought I'd get it in, sorry for all the confusion.
I guess I'll hit ya up when I need a transfusion.
Next time I'll hit it quick before she lets the painters in,
but I admit I like some ketchup, on my steak now and then
But I'd rather ride a train to that ovulation station
Eat some egg drop soup and rawdog it till I'm Asian
No she ain't a killer whale, but she says, "I'm so bloated!"
And I'm afraid she's gonna blast because she keep that tampon loaded.
Now I know she don't mean it, that's just Uncle Red speakin'
She always out for blood like it's Vampire Weekend
She be bitchin' about that lap bar when we rollercoastin'
I know that bitch ain't loaded she just endomitriosin'.

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