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SHARK WEEK

by Dopplegangsta

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SHARK WEEK 04:52
(VERSE1) there's blood in the water, and it's stirrin' up them sharks I got her A&W but she said, "I wanted BARQS!!!" She find me eatin' burgers I'm like "Hey, you want a bite, hun?" And she like "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY YOU COULDN'T GET ME SOME?!" And we try and share spaghetti, do like Lady and the Tramp But I ain't even in the picture, cuz it's Lady and her Cramp No there ain't no silver. There ain't no lining. Floodin' out like the elevator scene in the shining. No party at my place, cuz my lady says, "NO BROS'IN" And when she mad she look like Jack Nicholson when he frozen She be poundin' on it, bouncin' on it, showin' me her teeth Man, they look like them pointy things you find at Myrtle Beach When I'm laughin' and I'm jokin' she be sayin, "ACT YOUR AGE!" It's like I fell into the ocean in a rinky dink cage When I mix the Trifectum, wine, beer, and jager bomb She be goin' crazy bitchin' 'bout that endomitrium. (CHORUS) she keep 'em stashed down in her pocket, my cock she gonna block it she shockin' when she talkin' cuz she talkin' so toxic if it wasn't for that cycle, women wouldn't hate their men wouldn't bust their balls and swim away shakin' their dorsal fins yeah she bent over, but that's a cramp stance hang a sign up on that pussy sayin' "Closed for Maintenance" what's that supposed to be, a ketchup stain on your coat? You should have bought super+ or maybe just a bigger boat. (VERSE 2) she be curled up in bed, adhesive pad start heatin' then I think, "That's what you get, you got us thrown up outta Eden." I'm a man, understand? I need to bust a nut loose. I'm like "That booty ain't bleedin'." And she's like "FUCK YOU!" I thought I'd get it in, sorry for all the confusion. I guess I'll hit ya up when I need a transfusion. Next time I'll hit it quick before she lets the painters in, but I admit I like some ketchup, on my steak now and then But I'd rather ride a train to that ovulation station Eat some egg drop soup and rawdog it till I'm Asian No she ain't a killer whale, but she says, "I'm so bloated!" And I'm afraid she's gonna blast because she keep that tampon loaded. Now I know she don't mean it, that's just Uncle Red speakin' She always out for blood like it's Vampire Weekend She be bitchin' about that lap bar when we rollercoastin' I know that bitch ain't loaded she just endomitriosin'. (CHORUS)
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(VERSE 1) she knows that I'm in love and the she knows I like surprises she got me new dunks, and they both be different sizes and everywhere we go she always gotta bring a bible she don't go to church, she says she just likes the title I like warm weather, and she always brings the heat took her to rango 3D and she kept jumpin' out her seat now she don't eat me, and no she don't like the bone she talks to her salad, says it wants to phone home at that cracker barrell man she always winnin' at that peg game only leaves one cuz i'm her number one, mane and if I leave 3 she starts screaming and kickin' decoratin' all the walls with the chicken fried chicken she's all about some fashion, all her colors always clashin you'll never see her in a pair of socks that be matchin and how would you know, cuz she ain't showin' toe it's prob'ly cuz them jeans is hemmed 5 inches from the floor she don't care about the weather but she knowin' every pattern and when she play tetherball she callin' beatin' saturn and when she on a pogo ball she calls it stompin' saturn I got her moon shoes, and she's like "I see a pattern" (CHORUS) I'm havin' a mac attack, a back attack cuz she's starin' at the wall like "that's a tack" she wanna stack some blocks, like I stack my racks she likes to draw pictures of mice and rats and yeah she likes to stare at my shamballa beads and then she falls asleep cuz I'm her only special need now ya get too close and you might get murdered watch her drop it like it's hot and shake that assburger. (VERSE2) my girl she say I'm kissable, I'm sayin' that she dickable if opposites attract then it's a fact, I'm neurotypical I tell her iFFy's playin' Myrtle, have you ever seen the ocean? she says "Showbiz, bitch, I like the Rock-A-Fire explosion." sometimes she calls me Doug because she says I'm so Funny last night she stole my wallet, made some oragami money she likes bedtime stories, pillow talk makes her sick she says it gets so boring, then she Phillip K's my Dick. when she's sleepin' she be walkin, night terror moshin'. she's got a shit ton of siblings like her name was Gosling. I'm her slammer, she's my last POG, I hit it then she blast off and after that we're sleepin' back-to-back like playin' Catdog. my girl's so smart her brain's the universe: expanding she talk conspiracies and don't believe in the moon landing beam me up, hottie. I wanna see that body. she like me as I am, but I think she wanna mod me. she ain't paranoid, she just thinks our neighbors [are] clones call her Dan Akroyd, not that pussy Alex Jones she'll take a nut in the mouth and two nuts if it's Dopple but not before it's diamond-filtered, Crystalhead bottled my momma don't get her she says, "Is that girl stupid? can't you post your IQ on OK Cupid?" autistic? shit, I just say she's au'TASTIC she's my super duper derper berger shakin' cuz she spastic. (CHORUS)

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released April 17, 2012

Written by: Dopplegangsta
Produced by: KnightsOfTheRound

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