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Lyrics by: Dopplegangsta
Beat by: Benga
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it's the land of the free
and the home of the filthy
you say my rhymes is dirty
I say the verdict's "guilty"
so take a journey with me
and make it dirty with me
and if you're lucky we can do it like 19 + 50.
oh you like girls?
I like girls too.
let's crunch a smaller number. 1+2
that's one of me.
and two of you.
you be the Salt 'n Pepa
and I'll be the "Shoop"
we took a little break
we got a little busy
I bought a little vape
and got a little dizzy
I popped a couple bands
and bought a little hizzy
Birch popped a rubber johnny
and got a little jizzy
last year, the hu$tle was fantastic
news flash, bitch, the hu$tle's still fantastic
I'm sneaky nuts like Nathan, half deaf a little spaztic
and I'm baggin' bad bitches and they're like "Paper or plastic?"
Japan couldn't handle me, split-toe sandal me
eatin' sushi off a tushie while a plaid skirt straddles me
I spit it cool, spit it clear, so refreshing, pop a ZIMA
then I'll melt those britches down so bitches call me Fukushima
I whip my bullet train out, hit it fast Ricky Bobby
Take my yellow tail raw, slurp it up with some wasabi
No throne for us, Dopplegangsta watch the hot seat
One-button flush, clean up shit like Tamagotchi
Bay-Bay, stole my birthday
And then he made it into a slam of church day
Manbaby finally got his own strange
And iFFy's cuttin' monkey shines up on the bit stage
Birch went, and took his lady
Let her sample some of that sawmill gravy
3 months early and he poppin' out a baby
We thought it'd chill him out but now he's 10x as crazy
Reginald Birch, mother fucker still bingin', still purgin'.
I fucked so much without a glove my nuts done made a person
Took a break from titties cuz that baby Birch be nursin'
Slap that baby on the back until that baby burpin'.
Double fisting Schlitz with my baby in a Moby wrap
She nuzzle on some tits with that bald-headed Moby swag.
Britches filled with shit, wipe her ass and let her take a nap
If that egg had gone and split I'd beez up in the parent trap
Got a library card, so I bought myself a book bag
Imagination poppin' off cuz I'm always where the books at
Ain't finished with The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo yet
It's a day past due, so I'll have to renew that
Had a little girl so I ain't usin' the "bitch" word
Naw, I'm just playin' you's a bitch-titted dick turd
Got bells palsy so my lyrics gettin' misheard
My bitch is Blair Witchin' I ain't never been this scared
We in the mouse trap, bitch, call it kitty cat entrapment
Eatin' cheese like kings until they caught us in a basket
How you say we swagger jackin' when your swag amount to jack shit?
We never got subtracted cuz you never learned the math, bitch
Smoke so much I got a voice like a hacksaw
You think you dialed the wrong number cuz I sound like your mamaw
I got some Cherokee in me, so I'm an Indian outlaw
I just won the game of thrones and I'm about to take the crown, y'all.
BIRCH
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released July 20, 2012
Beat: "Yellow" by Benga.
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